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romeo: hey i just met you. romeo: and this is crazy. romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago. romeo: so marry me maybe.
thevica:

Me and Obama are in a serious relationship.
Do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school (via thehilariousblog)

Do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school

Effie: Hey I just reaped you Effie: And this is crazy Effie: Don't stab that table Effie: It is mahogany
using logic to answer multiple choice without actually reading the passage (Source: superwhonightlocked, via thehilariousblog)

using logic to answer multiple choice without actually reading the passage

space-final-frontier:

Bill and De in private
thehilariousblog:

this blog is hilarious!
thehilariousblog:

this blog is hilarious!